Kill Boll

List of things to do in Germany (in decreasing order of probability of said thing being done):

1. Eat lots of Bratwurst.
2. Drink lots of beer.
3. Go to the statue of Leibniz at Hanover and shout, “Ha! Newton was right.”
4. Watch the Berlin cabaret.
5. Visit Check point Charlie .
6. Drive on the no-speed-limit autobahn.
7. Do a lap of the Nurburgring.
8. Shoot Uwe Boll between his fat, dead little eyes.


2 Responses to “Kill Boll”

  1. sashank Says:

    Uwe Boll lives in canada dude unless hez visiting his mother in law u r pretty much out of luck with the last one.
    everything else is good

  2. Vinayak Sapru Says:

    I didn’t know that! In any case, I didnt expect (or want) to run into him. Also, my Indian license was invalid (as I expected), so no driving for me 😦

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