Meet the new Blog, Same as the old Blog

(Slow drum roll, building steadily to a crescendo) Bang! Massively-explosive-nitroglycerin-bomb bang! The blog returns from beyond the grave, just like Superman did. Except that I didn’t have to be sent to a secret base in the Antarctic which is run by robots from outer space.

And now, as my first great act, I shall blatantly copy somebody else’s idea and define a word:

Spoiler: Large wing attached to the rear of most race cars in order to provide downforce, giving the car stability by keeping it on the ground at high speeds.
However, these are most commonly deployed by men in little Suzukis who think that dubbing a fake V6 engine noise over their puny 3 cylinder diesel engines works towards attracting women. So far, the only people I’ve noticed as being attracted to these had similar cars.

Alternate definition: listing out of a plot twist in a book/ movie, reading which would spoil the experience of reading the book/ watching the movie.
A few examples: 299 of the 300 Spartans die, the one eyed guy being the sole survivor; Mark Wahlberg shoots Matt Damon in the face at the end of The Departed; Tyler Durden is the narrator’s split personality; Bruce Willis was a ghost all along in the Sixth Sense; and Solyent Green IS PEOPLE!

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5 Responses to “Meet the new Blog, Same as the old Blog”

  1. Adeel Says:

    is it Fight Club or tequila that inspired you to start the blog again? or is it the modded matiz’s.

  2. Adhokshaj Says:

    Yeah dude. Some cars who have spoilers look more like meter scales twisted to fit the boot. I doubt if they serve any purpose in those cars. Real ones need to be out-standing I say!

  3. Vinayak Sapru Says:

    @adeel
    Inspiration came in the form of Pete Townsend. And a modified suzuki swift. And I’ve been reading the rebirth of Superman comic. Also, my anonymous blog got even more boring than this one.

    @Adhok
    Agree. They spoil the car itself rather than the unfavorable air movement 😛

  4. Anubhav Says:

    Glad to know that I won’t have to remove the citation granted link on my blog roll…

  5. Vinayak Sapru Says:

    So am I! Another person’s blog was the inspiration for me to bring this one back to life.

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