Note: This is a reference to Abbott and Costello’s ‘Who’s on first base’ routine. It is NOT inspired by a million crappy email forwards.
It is also not intended to be racist.
Maradona: Who is the coach of South Korea?
Messi: Hu is.
Maradona: Who?
Messi: Si. Hu is the coach of South Korea.
Maradona: What do you mean by that?
Messi: Hu is the coach of South Korea.
Maradona: But that’s what I’ve been asking all along!
Messi: What?
Maradona: Who is the coach of South Korea?
Messi: Yes, he is.
Maradona: How?
Messi: No, no. Hao plays midfield for China.
Maradona: Oh!
Messi: He’s a Korean defender, not the coach.
Maradona: And who is the coach?
Messi: Yes.
Maradona: Bwaah?!
Messi: Don’t know anyone by that name. An Egyptian, maybe?
Maradona: Shit!
Messi: That would be the English team.
Maradona: I’ll shoot myself if this goes on any longer!
Veron (angrily shouting out): He means ‘Hu’ the name, not the pronoun.
Maradona: I think I should go back to being fat and jobless. Life was so much simpler then.
June 16, 2010 at 11:40 am |
June 16, 2010 at 1:36 pm |
Ha ha..nice
June 16, 2010 at 1:39 pm |
Bleh
I remember asking a question about Abbott and Costello in one of the quizzes and your team went “wtf!! what arbit question?”
June 16, 2010 at 2:01 pm |
@ Arun
Thanks! The English bit wasn’t originally supposed to be there, but was added on considering their performance against the Americans. Clearly, Robert Green was on LSD.
@Bhatta
Thanks!
@ Samaadhi
. I shall admit that I only recently saw Abbott and Costello’s routine.
I was an uneducated man, back then
June 17, 2010 at 1:52 pm |
I’m going to go with:
Veron: That was a Messi goal.
Maradona: Messy? That was brilliant!
June 18, 2010 at 11:47 am |
haha! i sort of forgot that even Argentinian names can be puns.